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July 08, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains

If anything, my tangle with Lady Gaga left me thinking a lot about the film Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains.

Should any of you not seen this cult classic from the 80's, it is no surprise, and yet I must demand you see it now!

Diane Lane stars in one of her first screen roles as Corrine Burns, a bored teen living in a nowhere town with no prospects.  Inspired upon seeing her first punk rock band (fronted by Ray Winstone from Quadrophenia, and featuring members of The Clash) she forms a group with her cousins (including a pubescent Laura Dern) that is riot grrrl before there were riot grrrls. The story unfolds over the next hour and a half with surprising depth, tackling youth, feminism, love, betrayal, disillusionment, selling out, image vs. substance, and the dirty biz of rock and roll.  If you've ever wanted to see members of The Tubes portray Spinal Tap, or just see Diane Lane looking amazing in a see-through shirt, this is the movie for you.  

Extra for experts * when Winstone decry's Lane's descent into style over substance he accuses "You're just a couple of white stripes!" - did that line name the band?   Who knows...?






July 06, 2010

Lady Gaga at the TD Banknorth Garden - and Christian rebuttal

Oh Lady Gaga, after seeing you play at the Garden last Friday, I want a Bad Romance with you!  

Talk about a crazy show, by the end Gaga had:
1 - Played piano upside down while laying on the piano hood
2 - Wore a dress that moved on its own while she stood still
3 - Danced with trannies
4 - Gave away $20,000 to a local homeless LGBT charity, courtesy of her sponsor, Virgin Mobile
5 - Wore a bustier that shot sparks out of her nipples and vagina
6  - Battled a 25 foot monster, and won.

It would be hard for me to think of something more I could have wanted from this Gaga-extravaganza.  I certainly wasn't bored!  

Today fluttering through the web though found a bizarre analysis of the brilliant video for Bad Romance, filled with heavy handed analysis it seems to miss the idea of the song being possibly about hungering for a romance that is bad for you but oh so good.  Were they never young?