Hello darlings,
Well first off let me say that over the 5 (!) years I have been writing this wee and sporadic blog I have been so pleasantly surprised that anyone other than blood relations, boyfriends, and persons in an inebriated state (though that may be the majority of you) have taken the time to enjoy my ramblings. When I look at my stat counter keywords I am amazed that people quite regularly Google phrases like "Too Old To Rock Blogspot", "Hot Fuck Old Young" or "Is Bret Michaels Bald?" just to find this little blog.
Here are some questions you doubtlessly have about this change:
Q: MzAmar, will your new site still have your sparkling wit?
A: Oh how lucky you are, yes it will! Also it will have the wit of an array of other amazing writers, all writing on Oldternative topics and interviewing Oldternative artists you love or will love soon.
Q: Will you now talk about young people? As an aging hipster I often feel so alone and confused. Your blog was the one thing keeping me from pulling a Michael Hutchence (wow, that was in bad taste).
A: Have no worries aging hipster, at Rocker Magazine you are gonna see everything you ever needed for continuing to feel vibrant and rocking, despite needing a colonoscopy every once in a bit.
Q: Can Rocker Magazine whiten my teeth, bring my greying hair back to its original lustre, and help me lose 10 lbs?
A: Yes.
Q: I am young and fresh faced, clear minded and dewey complexioned. Is there anything Rocker Magazine can do for me?
A: Don't worry kiddo, one day you will be saggy and addled - I guarantee it! There is no such thing as being too prepared, so rock on over to www.rockerzine.com now!
Q: Is Rocker Magazine right for me?
A: Ask your doctor if Rocker Magazine is right for you. Or just go here: www.rockerzine.com
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