Problem: I would like to get up close and personal with Johnny Cash, but he's dead. Solution: Buy wax Johnny Cash statue at the Hollywood Wax Museum's sale this weekend, engage in pathetic fantasy life with wax Johnny Cash in the privacy of your own home.
Same solution available for The Beatles, Cyndi Lauper, Hank Williams Sr., and my pick, Frank Sinatra. Too scared to have a wax figure in your home (which may come to life and eat you, or worse, sing you a song)? Then just buy Michael Jackson's 1988 concert outfit, or the hat worn by Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies.
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